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| The most perfect couple of all time ever, apart from Seth and Summer |
I really want to be in a relationship where everything is just so easy and glamorous and aloof and calm and skinny and sweet and clean and messy. Is that too much to ask? Why couldn't I be a part of the Depp/Moss relationship. I'm sure they wouldn't have minded if I tagged along, casually third-wheeling, occasionally watching them have sex. You know, sweet and cute things. Boys are so stupid. I just wish they would follow the script in my head. No one ever does and then I realise, maybe that's why I hate everyone.
Louis came back from wherever the hell bogans go nowadays. He hasn't said anything to me yet so I'm going to assume he's dead. I really honestly don't care about him. He's probably out there f*cking some bogan, whatevs.
I can't tell if Adam likes me or not. He's really weird and awkward and completely lacks social skills. Maybe I should just take my top off next time I see him. I think he would just be really confused.
"So should I take my top off as well? Um did you want me to try the top on or?"
I basically just told him that he needs to get over his girlfriend. Then I freaked out and apologised. He still hasn't responded #iwanttocurlupintoaballanddie.
Being completely surrounded by other hormonal girls just really consumes me in all the pretty girl problems of being forever alone and pathetic and single and horny. I'm skipping maths again and I'm in the library. Our conversation turns to Marky Mark, obvs.
"He would have so f*cked me back then. Like in the 90's. He so would have, he was so f*cked up on drugs. Everyone did drugs in the 90's. Look at Eminem.", Leila says.
Issy's doing her legal homework but then gets distracted when we start discussing whether we would rather be attractive, smart or emotionally stable. Everyone says attractive and smart. Who needs to be emotionally stable when you're pretty and smart? You can get away with so much more shit.
"Yeah, shes crazy, but, shes hot.", says my future boyfriend, Ash Stymest.
I can't tell if Adam likes me or not. He's really weird and awkward and completely lacks social skills. Maybe I should just take my top off next time I see him. I think he would just be really confused.
"So should I take my top off as well? Um did you want me to try the top on or?"
I basically just told him that he needs to get over his girlfriend. Then I freaked out and apologised. He still hasn't responded #iwanttocurlupintoaballanddie.
Being completely surrounded by other hormonal girls just really consumes me in all the pretty girl problems of being forever alone and pathetic and single and horny. I'm skipping maths again and I'm in the library. Our conversation turns to Marky Mark, obvs.
"He would have so f*cked me back then. Like in the 90's. He so would have, he was so f*cked up on drugs. Everyone did drugs in the 90's. Look at Eminem.", Leila says.
Issy's doing her legal homework but then gets distracted when we start discussing whether we would rather be attractive, smart or emotionally stable. Everyone says attractive and smart. Who needs to be emotionally stable when you're pretty and smart? You can get away with so much more shit.
"Yeah, shes crazy, but, shes hot.", says my future boyfriend, Ash Stymest.
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