More of My Boyfriends

This is like, the rest of my list of sexy, sexy boyfriends. They just love me so much and are such dreamboats, sometimes I don't even think it's real.

Boyfriend #6 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joe is really sweet and sexy and we can totally relate on more than just a physical level you know? I mean, we both just love cannelloni. Like we just sit around all day eating cannelloni and having sex, like all the time. He is just a complete dream. He smells like coconut and desire. Sometimes he takes me to have rough, aggressive sex in his own apartment. How grown up is that? Right? Right?!

Boyfriend #7 - Ash Stymest

Ash and I are both so compatible. We're both super sexy and attractive and we're both models. Except for the fact that he actually is or whatevs. He always gets me front row at NYFW cause he knows that I make all the other models like, super jealous. He's actually already a father to a fucking skank of a bitch, but I know he'll leave me for her. Obvs.

Boyfriend #8 -  Marlon Brando

Marlon is just a dream guy. He's actually the sexiest person alive. We once did anal and he used butter as lube #safeandsavvy. Marlon's arms are honestly the second most attractive part of him. His voice is so sexy. Sometimes I just lie on his stomach and listen to him breathe while he gently rubs my tits #truelove.

Boyfriend #9 - Seth Cohen

Seth is really the dreamiest out of all my boyfriends. We can just sit there for hours playing strip-video games. He always smells like cinnamon and bagels and he is just so neurotic and awkward and sexy. He is like so smart and completely gets me, you know? Like, we are just so perfect together we finish each others sentences, 

"Did you see the new-"

"movie?"

"... no, the new Umbrella Academy comic."

"That is so what I was about to say!"

Boyfriend #10 - Leonardo DiCaprio

Leo is my one and only boyfriend (but not really). We're getting married soon. Y'all can come I guess, now that you know about it. He smells like sex, and not the sleazy type that just stinks like crusty cum, but really sexy sex. You know? No? Okay, He's so perfect. He picks me up in his helicopter from school and buys me Miu Miu and lingerie.