You know whats so frustrating? When they guy you're completely in like with, is friend zoning you. My life is so hard. You're talking to him and you're really making a deep connection. You know, talking about whether you think members from certain bands are gay together, his bisexual tendencies. The small chit chat is fine for a bit, but after a while you just want him to hurry up and say "could I maybe f**k you sometime?"
He's
so cute and were so compatible its almost sickening. Hes completely my
type. Tall, skinny, fucked up, dark hair, confused. He even likes the
same music as me! I mean, what are the chances that someone else would
like the same generic angsty teen music that I do?
He
keeps on calling me man. Don't call me man, man. Ugh I hate that.
I
did a witchcraft spell on him. It clearly didn't work. I need a f*cking
lock of his hair to make it work properly. I wonder where he lives.
Maybe I should stalk his facebook and see where he often checks in and
then, just like, go there all the time. I knew that faux Burberry trench
would come in handy sometime.
There's
also the possibility that he could be gay. I mean, just because he has a
very stereotypical gay lisp, he was in Oklahoma the Musical, 'liked'
Les Mis on facebook and I he was putting lip balm on his cracked lips at
the party I met him at. But overall I just get that gay vibe, you know?
Anyway,
so now I sent him a overtly sexual message. I put an 'xx' at the end.
The amount of courage needed to do that was so surprising. Oh my god, he
messaged back. He said the word 'fingered'. Is it too early for nudez?
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